Victim of Seven Years Itch Divorces Imaginary Wife

Klang, Malaysia – After seven years of topsy-turvy marriage Dick Lim is finally filling for a divorce and we got up close and personal with Dick for this exclusive. For privacy sake, we had to ask Dick if his imaginary wife is in the room (just to be sure) before we start with his interview. ”I met my wife when I saw her reflection in my cereal spoon. It was love at first sight.” Dick recalled. “Things really took off when she was my date at the college graduation prom. Unlike most people, we had the table all by ourselves and spent the rest of the evening enjoying each other company.” Dick added. Soon after graduation, they got married at a private ceremony in the hospital that Dick works as a pharmaceutical test subject and moved into their current apartment. Like all normal couples, they had their honeymoon, disagreement from time to time, ups and downs. “What was the sex like?” we can’t resist and had to ask. Dick replied “Whenever we were having sex, it just felt like she wasn’t there. Hell! we even went to the shrink".

Dick showed us around his neatly kept apartment and with pride he told us that he does all the household chores by himself and he even places the toilet seat down. Surprisingly the fridge is well stock-up and we noticed that canned products and diary products are arranged according to the expiry date. Dick informed us that he doesn’t cook a big portion when he cooks dinner because his wife, Tan Poi Son, is like most women who are conscious about their weights. According to Dick several weeks ago, Poi Son caught him red-handed when he was filling in his credit card details on www.asian_dolls.com website. A heated quarrel led him to reveal to her that he doesn’t see eye to eye with her anymore and he demands for a divorce from her. “She has finally accepted the inevitable fact and she wants the custody of our children which is fine with me really” “In next few days, Misaki Version 1.0 is going to arrive and I hope it comes with proper English language owner’s manual. The last time I bought a TD/BTD/DBD player from the local hypermarket bargain bin, the owner’s manual did not say where exactly to playback TD, BTD and DBD” “Oh these are not to be confused with CD, VCD and DVD” said Dick in a chirpy mood.

Recent statistics show that divorce cases in this nation are on the rise and for man like Dick, his only concern is that the people working at customs handle his new wife with care. The only good thing that comes out of this for him is he is no longer ridicule by his friends and family about his imaginary wife and children. However, a lingering question begging for some answers is what will happen to Dick marriage when Misaki Version 1.1 life-size blow up doll is available online. How many more home will be wreck by these so-called foreign brides? Hopefully this is another case of “seven years itch”.