Klang, Malaysia – Online dating sites are one of the most popular websites on the internet. For this exclusive, our subject is Kumar or popularly known as Hot_Joe1967. Kumar is a veteran when it comes to online dating sites and a paid member of not one but five different dating sites for more than three years now. He has informed us that he used to (and still is) frequent chat sites to promote himself aggressively as an eligible bachelor among female chatters. How did the dating business started with him? It all started one fateful morning, he logged on from IP address 202.122.88 at his office desktop PC when he was undergoing his morning space-out workout. “It was love at first sight” quoted Kumar, describing his first close encounter of the online kind with Sylvia_1990. Kumar added “The only thing I remember from her profile is she’s a female and her age was optimum for child bearing. I cannot remember the rest of it because prior to stumbling onto her profile picture, I have already sent out more than fifty private messages to prospective compatible female members” “I am not desperate but I don’t want to miss out on any gems so I tick on all the check boxes for the selects criteria and age between 18 and 30”.
After Hot_Joe1967 got acquainted with Sylvia_1990, they set up a meeting but it did not turn out as Kumar expected. It turned out that Kumar was disappointed that Sylvia_1990 do not have the fair complexion she possessed like in those pictures she has sent to him earlier. According to Kumar the dejection is equivalent to the embarrassing feeling, finding out his chat partner was a man or the incident where he told by the waitress that french fries is not a France cuisine when he was dining with his online date at a French restaurant. “She even has the nerve to accuse me of not looking like my profile picture. You know clothings do shrink after you have washed them and it is not because I have put on a lot of weight” fumed Kumar. Thus far, he has meet up with one hundred and twenty one online dates and he has not given up on finding his true love. In his pursuit for true love, Kumar has likened himself to Thomas Edison and said “After all, the man who invented the light bulb failed more than one thousand times before he succeeded”.
This interview was ended abruptly when Kumar’s mother instructed him to take out the trash and wash up for dinner. We have been instructed by Kumar to inform our readers (single female only) that he is a God-fearing single male with a stable job in an established high-tech building maintenance located at our nation capital and he often mistaken his reflection in the mirror to be a famous Bollywood actor. Interested readers (single female only), please send your most recent photo (non-returnable) to the following postal address:
Kumar the Janitor
Petro Twin Towers
Ground Floor
Development Avenue
50250 Kuala Lumpur
Malaysia
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